[TOC] > Mon May 24 2021 20:19:28 GMT+0800 (GMT+08:00) 如来佛祖的五指山，用这个宏的小姐姐那么漂亮，她能有什么恶意呢？ ```js // Only Workbook_SheetSelectionChange Event function _m_joke_stayThat(handsOfRulai,ish,iTarget){ let wuzhishan = typeof(handsOfRulai) =="string" ? Range(handsOfRulai):handsOfRulai; let wzs_sheet = wuzhishan.Parent.Name if(ish.Name==wzs_sheet){ let myMin_row = wuzhishan.Row let myMin_column = wuzhishan.Column let myMax_row = myMin_row + wuzhishan.Rows.Count-1 let myMax_column = myMin_column + wuzhishan.Columns.Count -1 let t_row = iTarget.Row let t_column = iTarget.Column let booleanRes = t_row>=myMin_row && t_row<=myMax_row && t_column>=myMin_column && t_column <= myMax_column; if(!booleanRes){ wuzhishan.Item(1).Select() try{ Application.Speech.Speak("Stay that!! 我的宝儿") }catch{ altre("呆在那，我的宝儿") Console.log("可能未插入扬声器或耳机") } } } } // 如来她动手了 function Workbook_SheetSelectionChange(Sh,Target){ _m_joke_stayThat("五指山!F16:J31",Sh,Taget)// "Sheet1!F16:J31" } ```